Your animal sign is Dragon
Your year name is Mou Ch'en
The impetuous male Dragon.
Captivating, handsome, poised, you also have a high opinion of yourself. Your extreme assurance sometimes makes you exceedingly insufferable, pretentious and conceited. However, your belief in yourself will make you successful for you will face the challenge courageously and with fortitude. In relationships, you blaze through hearts and occasionally will stray, sometimes creating bad feelings without realizing it. However, you are caring when you love someone though you may come across as dictatorial and repressive. You need constant adulation and appreciation from your partner. For you, your partner is your prize, to be displayed at your arms.

The earth male Dragon.
Frighteningly obsessive, you are strong, fascinating, faithful and an egotist.
Your animal sign is Monkey

Your year name is Ken Shen

The impudent male Monkey.
Generous, outrageous, rowdy, cunning, affectionate, delightful, you love an attentive audience and would be the most attentive lover, not mate, for you cannot bear to be 'shackled'. You are a spendthrift who would not ask for alms giving if you can help it. You'd rather go hungry than to ask for charity. You are entertaining and a risk-taker who would be in trouble because of all the unnecessary risks you took. However, your crafty character would get you out of trouble time and again.

The metal male Monkey.
Attractive, lovable, lovable yet occasionally quarrelsome, you are a formidable opponent who hides your motives behind that winning smile of yours.
Your animal sign is Dog
Your year name is Zen Hsu
The faithful male Dog.
Loving, devoted, reliable, fussy, diligent yet pessimistic and cowardly, you prefer to air your views fluently than to act on them. If urged, you'd withdraw. You are a good worker but lacking in ambitions. However, if prodded, you'd get going on it. Fearing rejection, you work hard at friendships, being loyal and devoted. In your relationship, you'd look after your partner well although you need to be encouraged time and again.

The water male Dog.
Pleasant, friendly, good-looking, cowardly, impulsive, you need a strong mate to keep you from being too cynical. There's a good chance you're always taken for a ride and your intentions as interfering. You're a good friend, only don't let others use that against you.
Dream interpretations

Fingernails cleaned by a friend (Ate Love)- To dream that you are polishing your fingernails, represent glamour; Long fingernails signify difficulties with the opposite sex; short ones predict an unexpected gift. To polish (or varnish) your nails is a warning against impulsive behavior that could lead to a scandal. To painfully bend back or damage a nail indicates a rather long season of discontent. To cut your fingernails signifies achievement in prestige; to file your nails signifies achievement through your own efforts. If you dreamed of biting your nails or of nails bitten to the quick, you may want to consider getting a medical checkup.

Cats-( a friend (Haidz) protected me from a mascot cat)- On one hand the cat is a symbol of female sexuality, and on the other hand, it is the essence of deceit. Seeing a white cat means that you feel great affection for someone. Seeing a two-coloured cat: your feelings are passionate. A black cat is always a warning of impending danger. Watching several cats means that your partner is unfaithful. Dreaming about wild cats: you might have a fight with your neighbours;
The feminine part of yourself. We all have qualities that are masculine and feminine. The feminine aspect represents the positive, creative, emotional self. In mythology cats are associated with the "Goddess". This is a reference to new growth in your life.

Mangoes- The fleshy meat of this succulent fruit is an invitation to sex. If you share a mango, it is a dream of seduction. Once consumed, it is a loving piece of fruit and a soothing aide to deep sleep.
To see or eat a mango in your dream, symbolizes fertility, sexual desires, and lust. Alternatively, the mango may also be a pun to mean "man go" in reference to a relationship in which you should let go and move on.

Carrot- prophesy an unexpected legacy or money windfall; To see a carrot in your dream, signifies abundance and fertility. It may also symbolize a lure as in the pun "dangle a carrot". To eat a carrot in your dream, indicates clarify. You are seeing something more clearly.

My favorite scripts from “The Gay Guys Guide to Love” by Ken Hanes

First of all. BELIEVE. Love is possible. Even J. Edward Hoover had a boyfriend
Love is not open-heart surgery, though it can feel like it sometimes. Lighten up.
Stop making excuses. Stop blaming others. All men are not creeps. The good ones are not all taken. You’re not the only decent, single gay guy left on the entire planet.
Being single is not a fault, so no mea culpa self-flagellation. Besides, most guys don’t find bruises physical or emotional-too attractive.
Love is an emotion, not a game. If you want to play a game, try five-card stud. You can bluff to your heart’s desire without giving the other guy heartache.
Soften up a little. If your skin is too tough, Cupid’s arrow will bounce right off.
Don’t fall for these despicable, pernicious, malevolent, heinous, and generally wacko myths about gay love:
Myth: Gay love is wrong.
Reality: Love is love—gay, non-gay, or in between. Don’t let parents, priests, politicians, the press, or your psyche tell you differently.
Myth: Gay relationship threatens family values.
Reality: One, plenty do last. The world is filled with gay couples who have been together twenty, thirty, forty, or more years. Two, the only thing gay males couples are constitutionally unable to do the same as heterosexual couples is to have babies.
Postscript to the above myth. Pardon a little ranting: When straight couple’s relationship fails, it’s because of his/her drinking, inability to commit, infidelity, and so on. In other words, a straight couple’s relationship fails because of personal flaws, not because its participants are heterosexual. But when gay relationship fails, “they” say it’s because gay relationship inherently can’t work. Call this double standard what is: a crock of homophobic crap. End of rant.
Sure, you have an Ideal Physical Type. But types are fantasies, and solid love must be grounded in reality and compatibility. Expecting reality to measure up to your fantasy is a recipe for disaster. So don’t allow your ideal physical type to limit you.

Discovered a file downloader and converter.

Wind and Water

Fū
風 Fū or kaze, meaning "Wind", represents things that grow, expand, and enjoy freedom of movement. Aside from air, smoke, and the like, fū can in some ways be best represented by the human mind. As we grow physically, we learn and expand mentally as well, in terms of our knowledge, our experiences, and our personalities. Fū represents breathing, and the internal processes associated with respiration. Mentally and emotionally, it represents an "open-minded" attitude and carefree feeling. It can be associated with will, elusiveness, evasiveness, benevolence, compassion, and wisdom.

Sui
水 Sui or mizu, meaning "Water", represents the fluid, flowing, formless things in the world. Outside of the obvious example of rivers and the like, plants are also categorized under sui, as they adapt to their environment, growing and changing according to the direction of the sun and the changing seasons. Blood and other bodily fluids are represented by sui, as are mental or emotional tendencies towards adaptation and change. Sui can be associated with emotion, defensiveness, adaptability, flexibility, suppleness, and magnetism.


Just found some wonderful meaning to my personality or per say for a Libran Water Dog.
In my Chinese zodiac I was born under the Water Dog in the year 1982;
In my Western zodiac Im a Libra.

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. Give her sperm she will make a baby, give her a house she will give you a home, give her groceries she will make a meal, give her a smile she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if you give he......r any ...crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. ;-D

Ways to turn men down

Every time I read this. It never fails to make me laugh… I hope you enjoy this.
(It’s not against men. Probably it was made to make someone happy. Fictional I guess. Just enjoy)

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HE: can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money

HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face likeyours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!!

HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake
twice!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die
laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your
wildest dreams.

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop."

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

Man “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”

Man “I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.”
Woman “You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”

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FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS (and
men who may appreciate good humour!)
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Here in Antique

This is a heart warming experience.
I’ve been with my mom since my father died last November 14. 2009 and we’ve been bonding a lot until now.
We have been to a lot lately. We’re here in San Jose Antique.
I am happy to see the place where I was born and it is a blessing being here with my mom and visiting the place where she have grown.
I was able to see some of my ninong and ninang (maninoy and maninay- in Ilonggo or godparents).
My mom had a lot of hardships and she was able to surpass them all. My mom is a very strong woman and I admire her strength doing everything for my welfare and the family.

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