Cheesy and Naughty Pick-up Lines

Kung ikaw ay puno at ako ay baging, pwede ba kitang gapangin?

Wag kang mahihiya kung ika'y nananabik..

Batas ka ba?kahit ano kasing sabihin mo sinusunod ko eh.. KAHIT ANO.. :)

You are like my lollipop.. Ang sarap mo i-lick!

I've lost my teddy bear... Do u want to be my teddy bear for tonight?

Para kang capuccino sa Starbucks, masarap na, HOT pa!

U gotta be a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written all over ya!

Nasa Greenwich ba tayo? Sobrang CHEESY kasi natin eh!

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Higad ka ba? Kinakati kasi ako pag nandyan ka eh!

School ka ba? ang sarap mo kasing pasukan eh..

Chickenjoy ka ba? ang sarap mo kasing papakin!

Langis ka ba? para kasing ang dulas mo eh..

Since pareho tayong mahilig sa Math, mag-multiply na tayo!

Alam mo para kang chicken sa KFC, finger lickin' goooood!

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE, E - ENERGY, X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you"ll always be SUCSEXFUL in LIFE.


Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Are you Jamaican? Because ur Jamaican me crazy!!!

Aanhin pa ang katabi kung wala namang nangyayari?

Alam mo para kang sofa.. Sarap mo upuan!

Nakasound setup ba sasakyan mo? bumabayo ka eh!